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So one meme lead to another and now we have a new Troll:
Despap Citato.
So let me paint a picture for you:
I was working on TreeSim and needed an icon for “no items equipped, you’re just going to pick some fruit” and Loss on Discord suggested I modify the “john reaching through time and space” picture to be that.
But then people asked if it could be an emote for ‘papping’ and i was all sure why not, and then we started to meme and I said “des :pap: cito” and suddenly things spiralled out of control until that became a fan troll whos quirk was saying things like :pap:er and :pap:yrus and such. Clearly they are a pale player, and since the arm is coming out of a green portal, maybe they are a Lime Blood who can make portals to pap people at any distance.
THEN someone made a DollSim entry for them (which I promptly shoved into premade dolls for posterity, in the “rp” section)
Of course, now that they have a DollSim string, that means we can also see their ‘canon’ data, from the links on that page, and let me tell you, it only gets better.
First off: Their Troll call lets us know that they are an aspiring legislacertaor (he sentences you to catch these hands, of love and support), and that flower garland is actually several heads of lettuce. We don’t talk about the vomiting robot incident:
He’s a Sylph of Rage (despite what his sign says, apparently) and uses grenadekind (imagine that with portals that let you put your hands wherever he wants). He also is in every quadrant except pale with himself (pale is open to the world obvs). He also uses Miracle Modus which i imagine involves just shoving a hand into a portal and accepting whatever he can grab.
Speaking of grabbing, check out how canon his echedladder is:
Max tier: Grab Guardian.
http://cobaltcollision.tumblr.com/post/176163853527/new-treesim-is-looking-great-jr
Hear me out.
So, there’s a portal in Joey’s attic. Yeah, its pretty random, but considering good old dad Harley has shit from all around the world there, we can guess that he brought it from somewhere.
But this one of a kind prize is hidden. And covered. In a locked attic.
Why? Wouldn’t he want to display his greatest discovery? “Travel to new worlds! To space itself!”
Unless
it’s linked with a tragedy.Unless
A. Claire accidentally turned it on at just the right time, and got transported to alternia.This could explain why Jude knows about the portal and Joey doesn’t: Jude isn’t an idiot. He knows what happened to his mother. He put together the pieces himself. He IS a master theorist. Maybe that’s what got him into all this extraterrestrial junk to begin with. Either way, he’s keeping it a secret for a good reason. So no one tries it again.
Maybe this is why dad Harley left. He can’t stand to be around the house where he lost his love forever. He can’t stand to look at his kids, knowing he’s ruined their lives. That’s why he’s a bad parent.
Maybe that’s why Elwurd “knows your mom”
She literally knows your mom.
She’s seen her.
She’s met A. Claire.On alternia.
But, the portal needs two people? Who came over to earth???What if it was an eyeless black monster that began breeding at alarming rates, causing its offspring to have wings and limbs.
Offspring that dwell near the portal.
Near the Claire-Harley house.I present to you: the Alternia Claire theory.
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WAUT HOLD UP
excuse me
but what
you know im not super sure. i used to kick this idea around in 2012 about like semi-aquatic trolls etc
i think itd be cool and the canon doesn’t matter for fan characters as long as you’re havin fun.